It looks like a llama. It’s a mini bunny llama.
Is it too late to be thankful? I’m thankful that Sagan will not have the same relationship with her father that I have with mine.
I’m better now.
"honey, i’m pregnant."
“hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”
First, I need to apologize to you Tumblr users. I am so sorry. I’m coming to you in my time of need.
Please help me.
Please read this to the end.
That’s it. That’s all I ask. I don’t know what to do or where to turn. Please just help me. That’s all I ask.
My name is Andrea, and I’m a single…
I freaking love Batman Dad! I also love how his family put up with it.
I CANT BREATHE
i love when she kickS HIM AND HE LOSE IT
"Show your work"
"No one knows"
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
When you have a really “good” answer.
Me as a parent.
my kind of salad
rape culture is portraying sexually active 12 year olds on talk shows as sluts instead of wondering who the fuck is having sex with 12 year olds
Girl. Hate pink camo. Wow. Such special. Very snowflake.
Please do not assume that corset training and working out/eating clean will yield the same result. One is a permanent body modification, the other is fat loss.
When Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) is preparing to draw Rose (Kate Winslet), he tells her to “Over on the bed… the couch.” The line was scripted “Over on that couch”, but DiCaprio made an honest mistake and James Cameron liked it so much he kept it in.
fun fact everybody
So really, he fucks up in every film he’s in, but the director always decides to keep it going
maybe that’s why he hasn’t got an oscar
You better take that back
sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread